Dram, The Quirk's mascot — a Scottie dog in a top hat, monocle and bow tie

Gift Kits

These are the Dram Gift Kits, eight survival kit gift boxes, each one carrying Dram's name, from The Big Five-O Dram to The Now What Dram. One for each of life's big moments: turning fifty, having a first baby, moving house, getting married, turning forty, leaving a job, retiring, or having a place of your own.

Fair warning: these kits have a sense of humour.

Every kit is honest, a little funny, and made for real life, curated by someone who's lived through it.

The Missing You Already Dram — Gift Kits from The Quirk
Gift Kits

The Missing You Already Dram

A goodbye gift for when 'good luck' doesn't feel like enough. An honest, funny survival kit built for a send-off they'll actually remember.

R400.00
The No One Told Me Dram — Gift Kits from The Quirk
Gift Kits

The No One Told Me Dram

A gift for the first time a friend or loved one has a place of their own, when a candle and a photo frame won't cut it. A funny survival kit for what's coming.

R400.00
The Now What Dram — Gift Kits from The Quirk
Gift Kits

The Now What Dram

A retirement gift for when a gold watch or a 'World's Best Retiree' mug feels like something everyone already gives. A funny survival kit built for a schedule that's suddenly wide open.

R400.00
The Where Is Everything Dram — Gift Kits from The Quirk
Gift Kits

The Where Is Everything Dram

A moving-house gift for when a bottle of bubbly or a houseplant doesn't cover what moving day actually feels like. A funny survival kit for coping with the mess of getting there.

R400.00
The 3am Dram — Gift Kits from The Quirk
Gift Kits

The 3am Dram

A new baby gift for when another onesie or a bunch of flowers won't get them through the night feeds. A funny survival kit built for what actually happens before and after 3am.

R400.00
The For Better or Worse Dram — Gift Kits from The Quirk
Gift Kits

The For Better or Worse Dram

A wedding gift for when another appliance off the registry or a set of wine glasses is the sort of thing no one remembers giving, or getting. An honest, funny survival kit for an everyday partnership, not just the wedding day.

R400.00
The Denial Dram — Gift Kits from The Quirk
Gift Kits

The Denial Dram

A 40th birthday gift for the person still insisting it's their 29th. Black balloons and a 'Life Begins at 40' t-shirt aren't going to convince them otherwise. A funny survival kit for finally admitting it, on their own terms.

R400.00
The Big Five-O Dram — Gift Kits from The Quirk
Gift Kits

The Big Five-O Dram

A 50th birthday gift for when an 'Over the Hill' banner or a spa voucher feel like everyone else's idea of fifty. A funny survival kit for the parts of turning fifty no one talks about.

R400.00